Friday, May 22, 2009
Systems... Mostly Operational.
Been a few days since I last wrote on here. First piece of news, no I didn't land the job, so I did not buy my new set of curlers.
That in itself wouldn't necessarily be a big thing, but if one could see my hair...
I'm starting to look like a saggy bush monkey on crack. Ok, time to put my glasses on.
much better.
So, my girlfriend and I were thinking about capitalizing on the stupidity of her husband. He refuses to have sex with her, going to every length to avoid it, actually, and she is beside herself tryin to figure out why. He had a vasectomy! He purposely goes days without batheing or brushing his teeth so that his filthiness causes her to become revolted and digusted with his cleanliness standards. She refuses contact of any kind, so he wins. Bugger!
He texts her on her cell, telling her, "find a boyfriend"! So, like any friend would, today, I gave her an out. I know it's terrible, right?! I sent her a text saying,"so tonight we're going out to find you a man, huh?! nudge, nudge, wink, wink". to which she immediately replied. "Thanks". Ok, so maybe I'm a bit of an overthinker, but my instincts told me that she'd shown this message to her hubby.
She texted me again saying she's out on a date. Ugh. Now I have no ethics? It kinda makes me wonder just when the hell it was that I lost my ETHIIIICS!!
I've always believed in honesty in relationships. I've always believed that with communication and compromise, if there is love, all things can be resolved. there is always a but, huh?! BUT I had this visual (out of body experience feeling),of tartar build up, body odour, the putrid hot boxing this lovely lady has endured, and well, I lost it.
He had mentioned in front of others that any man can have her for a case of beer. He doesn't care who she chats with online. Has no interest in her whatsoever. So, what I proposed was we create a blog for her. Always enterprising, I suggested a p.o. box where donations can be made to her to leave the hubby. Beautiful girl, bit of a nympho, likes younger guys. She'd be a catch. With one tiny exception. ok, four actually. She has four little bundles of joy.
So, this gave me the idea to write it down on my blog.
I forget the domain name we came up with, but it was cute.
Maybe some day we'll devise the ultimate business idea to make her rich, and get her into a happier situation. One where a little nookie is involved, and she isn't staying with an abusive man, just because they have kids together.
Oh dear.
11:38 PM
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